You'll never believe what I just heard Jesus say.
"Cut the shit and start the pit"
Also, don't try to summon me anytime this week. George Washington and I are going golfing near Purgatory. We'll be back next tuesday, the real sabbath.
So i was doing laps around heaven yesterday when all of a sudden I had one of those epiphany things. I think I'll try and haunt the race track in Daytona sometime soon. They built a statue of me there too. People throw change all over it. I think they think that I don't get royalties in Heaven, but I do. So yall don't have to worry.
I was talking to god the other day and he got on the subject of livejournals. I figured I mine as well get one these things so that people will stop trying to contact me from the dead and all that jazz. Sterling Marlin and Ken Schrader - I'm comming for you.